Toxic Sludge Biohazard 5 Year Hot Sauce Collection 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016

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Please help us celebrate our 5th year Anniversary with this great limited edition collection.  Only 5 sets will be available.  Get yours today!!
From the Toxic Sludge Family we are offering this very limited set of all 5 vintages 2012 2013 2014 2015 and 2016.  All bottles will be signed and numbered and will have matching numbers.  Individual bottles can be found in separate listings, however, only one left for 2012 and 2013 vintages.  Descriptions of each year can be found in the individual year listings.
THIS IS NOT FOOD AND THIS IS NOT A SAUCE.
It should be diluted if you intend to use this item and you should avoid any and all contact with skin.
Up for sale is what we feel is a very unique collectible product.  Two friends and I have been growing hot peppers for years. Two of us are chemists and the other is a horticulturist.   We've grown Reapers, Ghost, Scorpions, Habaneros, Cayenne, and others.  We've created our own hybrids and crosses and we have not shared any of our peppers with others.  We have been growing them year round in several south Florida locations and we have a 5-10 year plan to release a new product once a year in batches that will never exceed 150 bottles.  We're thinking 125 or maybe some wacky number like 131, we haven't decided yet. Our final decision for this item was 51 bottles as we used some of the product to make a super hot extract.
Eight years ago we began fermenting our first product which we have now bottled and ready to sell.  We have named it Toxic Sludge BioHazard Sauce.  Do you know how difficult it is to place an oak barrel in the corner and leave it there for 3 years when you're dying to try it?  OK you get the point.
What we recently did was to take the mash and we experimented with the addition of other ingredients like acetic acid, high proof alcohol, red onions, garlic, black pepper, salt, vinegar and other secret ingredients.  We added 16 million Scoville Unit crystals to every test batch. Due to the acidity and high proof alcohol, this item will not require refrigeration even after it is open and it should never go bad. It can be refrigerated if you like. Plus this item will not settle nor separate like other products do because we made it just the right consistency.   Needless to say, this stuff is
HOT!!!!!!!!!!  HOT !!!!!!!!!   HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we are now selling our 5th Anniversary Collection sets which we have signed and numbered and have matching numbers.  Only 5 will be offered and are distinguished from the individual offerings in that each skull will wear a white cap instead of a cap of the same color as the year.  This way you will always know your item is rare and special and very collectible.   Currently we have been fermenting the 2017 batch which will be ready in early 2020.  The 2016 vintage has also just been released.   As these bottles are all hand made, please understand that each bottle may have slight variations in the wax.
Now let me tell you how our product differs from the competition.  So you've just bought a nice bottle of collectible hot sauce, signed, numbered, etc.  Nice wax seal.  But guess what?  If you want to try it you have to tear into the beautiful package and now your collectible is not so collectible anymore.  What our listing includes is a smaller bottle which you can tear into and you will still have the original bottle as well.   Kind of a one to save and one to try.  But that's up to you.  How cool is that???
We are accepting PayPal only and we will be shipping once or twice a week at the very least.  Some products may go out the same day depending on our schedules but we cannot make that promise as we sometimes work out of town.  As this is a collectible item please understand that we will not be accepting returns.  Again, this item is not food, it is not a sauce.  It's a collectible novelty and by making a purchase you acknowledge that you are at least 18,  you release us from any and all consequences that may occur if this product gets on your skin or in your eyes or if you choose to ingest it as an ingredient in food.  You also acknowledge that you are not drunk, impaired, stupid, and that you will use this item responsibly.
In the box you will receive:
1 Collectible signed and numbered bottle of each 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 vintage
1 smaller "sample" bottle randomly selected
Thanks for reading, we know you will enjoy our item so get yours today.  And yes, we have tried it and several of our friends have as well.  We all agree that there is a delightful flavor and then outta nowhere, BAM, the heat hits you.  Thanks again for looking.
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1. Due to the extremely hot nature of some of these products, I agree that they shall only be used as a food additive. These products can cause serious injury if directly consumed, ingested and/or applied to the skin, eyes, or any other bodily organs.
2. Any of these products are to be used at my own risk, and I fully understand the potential DANGER if handled improperly.
3. If I give this product as a gift, I will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if handled improperly, or directly consumed.
4. I hereby release, disclaim, and relinquish the sellers here of any and all claims, actions and/or lawsuits that I, or any of my dependents, heirs or family members may have relating to any damage and/or injury that results, or is alleged to have resulted, from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact of any bodily part or organ of or from any of these products.
5. I am not inebriated or impaired in any way, and I am fully able to make a sound decision about the use of my purchases.
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